(sung to the "Toys 'R' Us" commercial tune)
I don't want to throw up, I just feel like I do;
I ate so much terrific stuff, today at the zoo.
I don't want to throw up, but my tum's kinda sick,
From carmel corn and peanut chews, and corn-dogs on a stick,...
And ice cream, soda, and chocolate bars,
And cotton candy, pink and blue;
I don't want to throw up, 'cause, "golly", if I do,
We won't be goin' back to the zoo!
Oh, drat! Oh! ... SPLAT! ... Oh, phoo!
I guess I over-ate at the zoo.